hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate frick this ain’t the fault in our lotions

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

katsupandmeowstard:

kittiezandtittiez:

Meanwhile in Afghanistan

This makes my heart so happy

Head canon

tonyandzivauk:

Cote cut her hair for her return to NCIS. Ziva wanted to change. Well there you have it ;)

Or she cut it bc then no one would suspect that she’s returning to NCIS…

rowlingandmoffat:

Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you
Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know….
Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”


It took me a few seconds before I figured out they were talking about David and then I’ve been laughing nonstop for the past 10 minutes…

rowlingandmoffat:

Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you

Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know….

Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”

It took me a few seconds before I figured out they were talking about David and then I’ve been laughing nonstop for the past 10 minutes…

manicpixiedreamcthulhu:

literally the BEST part of mary poppins is when all the chimney sweeps are running round the house bein like ‘step in time!!!!’ and then the mother comes home w her suffragette sash and all the sweeps r like ‘VOTES 4 WOMEN STEP IN TIME’ it makes me laugh so much bc imagine being mr banks and there being a big fuckin suffragette/working class pride parade in ur goddamn living room

cincinnatireds:

Brandon Phillips has scary range.

cincinnatireds:

Brandon Phillips has scary range.

lesbianfreedomxo:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

image

Pluto is there.

image

The artist remembered Pluto.

image

Guys…

image

The artist drew Pluto crying.

that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen….

sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:


Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.
Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:

Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.

Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Thank you for using Frankenstein right.

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

addictedtopunsandpizza:

mr-egbutt:

larvitarse:

anxieties:

daddyfuckedme:

3D printed out candy 

excuse me

it has begun
soon we’ll be able to illegally download food



I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

addictedtopunsandpizza:

mr-egbutt:

larvitarse:

anxieties:

daddyfuckedme:

3D printed out candy 

excuse me

it has begun

soon we’ll be able to illegally download food

I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

gallifreyfieldsforever:

day 2887: still not over doomsday

ladyburke:

the music on lost makes it 373783x more painful than it already it

You Needed This Place As Much As It Needed You

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate frick this ain’t the fault in our lotions

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

katsupandmeowstard:

kittiezandtittiez:

Meanwhile in Afghanistan

This makes my heart so happy

Head canon

tonyandzivauk:

Cote cut her hair for her return to NCIS. Ziva wanted to change. Well there you have it ;)

Or she cut it bc then no one would suspect that she’s returning to NCIS…

rowlingandmoffat:

Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you
Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know….
Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”


It took me a few seconds before I figured out they were talking about David and then I’ve been laughing nonstop for the past 10 minutes…

rowlingandmoffat:

Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you

Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know….

Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”

It took me a few seconds before I figured out they were talking about David and then I’ve been laughing nonstop for the past 10 minutes…

manicpixiedreamcthulhu:

literally the BEST part of mary poppins is when all the chimney sweeps are running round the house bein like ‘step in time!!!!’ and then the mother comes home w her suffragette sash and all the sweeps r like ‘VOTES 4 WOMEN STEP IN TIME’ it makes me laugh so much bc imagine being mr banks and there being a big fuckin suffragette/working class pride parade in ur goddamn living room

cincinnatireds:

Brandon Phillips has scary range.

cincinnatireds:

Brandon Phillips has scary range.

lesbianfreedomxo:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

image

Pluto is there.

image

The artist remembered Pluto.

image

Guys…

image

The artist drew Pluto crying.

that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen….

sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:


Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.
Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

sigoogleart:

countsassmaster:

girlchub:

Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble.  Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces.  A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he wasn’t wearing a shirt.  “He came in with no shirt on and his pants hanging down and underwear showing and tried to order a caramel apple machiatto.”, said Joey Goldsmith, the Starbucks barista, “I just told him he would have to put a shirt on if he wanted to order.”  That’s when Bieber snapped.  According to the police report Bieber started cussing at the barista and threatening to have his bodyguard, “kick his ass”.

Fortunately for Goldsmith, LA Clippers star Blake Griffin had been enjoying a drink at a table when he witnessed  the altercation and stepped in.  Witnesses at the scene reported that Griffin tried to calm Bieber but the Biebs wasn’t having any of it. There was more yelling, and some pushing and that’s when Griffin smacked Bieber, knocking him to the floor.  “He smacked the shit out of him” said one witness, “then I saw Justin stumble out of the door looking like he was crying.”  Bieber was gone before police arrived at the scene.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT

GIVE HIM A MEDAL

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Thank you for using Frankenstein right.

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

addictedtopunsandpizza:

mr-egbutt:

larvitarse:

anxieties:

daddyfuckedme:

3D printed out candy 

excuse me

it has begun
soon we’ll be able to illegally download food



I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

addictedtopunsandpizza:

mr-egbutt:

larvitarse:

anxieties:

daddyfuckedme:

3D printed out candy 

excuse me

it has begun

soon we’ll be able to illegally download food

I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant

gallifreyfieldsforever:

day 2887: still not over doomsday

ladyburke:

the music on lost makes it 373783x more painful than it already it


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